Totally Fake Dispensaries in West Virginia
420 Imaginary Blvd, Charleston, WV 25301
304-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Charleston, WV 25302
304-555-0202
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Blvd, Huntington, WV 25701
304-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Morgantown, WV 26505
304-555-0404
Mon-Sun 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Daydream Drive, Parkersburg, WV 26101
304-555-0505
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fantasy Farm Road, Wheeling, WV 26003
304-555-0606
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Phantom Plaza, Weirton, WV 26062
304-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
500 Mirage Mesa Lane, Fairmont, WV 26554
304-555-0808
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Stardust Stroll, Beckley, WV 25801
304-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
10 Cloud Nine Court, Martinsburg, WV 25401
304-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Charleston, WV 25303
304-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Wishbone Way, Morgantown, WV 26506
304-555-1212
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Pretend Pass, Huntington, WV 25702
304-555-1313
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Parkersburg, WV 26102
304-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
15 Dream Desert Drive, Wheeling, WV 26003
304-555-1515
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Fantasy Freeway, Beckley, WV 25802
304-555-1616
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Mirage Market, Weirton, WV 26062
304-555-1717
Mon-Sun 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Nope Street, Fairmont, WV 26555
304-555-1818
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Cloud Nine Court, Charleston, WV 25304
304-555-1919
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Fantasy Farm Road, Martinsburg, WV 25402
304-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Mountaineer grit. Let's go, fictional Mountaineers — thi...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As deep and dramatic as New River Gorge, this fictional Blue Dream soars over...
by New River Gorge Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC with coal country grit. Sweet cookies from the imaginary coalfield cannab...
by Coalfield Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 19.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As vivid as a cardinal against winter snow, this fictional Granddaddy Purple ...
by Cardinal State Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Rising from the ancient mountains, Appalachian Sour Diesel is as old and bold...
by Appalachian Heights Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Mountaineer tradition. Old Appalachian fiction...
by Mountaineer Heirloom Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade Gelato from the gorge reserve. Sweet and dramatic as the New Ri...
by New River Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Coal country small batch Runtz. Mined from the deepest fiction of imaginary s...
by Coalfield Small Batch Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Cardinal-red premium Ice Cream Cake from the Cardinal Boutique. As bold as th...
by Cardinal Boutique Buds
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies grown wild in the ancient Appalachian imagination. Outd...
by Appalachian Outdoor Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Resort-valley fictional Jack Herer. Emperor of the Greenbrier imagination, gr...
by Greenbrier Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-grown fictional Apple Fritter from the Gauley riverbanks, where the rapid...
by Gauley River Sun Grown
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Mountaineer Leaf Market
Hosted by: Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
WVU Morgantown Mellow Market
Hosted by: Monongalia Wax Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Beckley New River Bud Bar
Hosted by: New River Gorge Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Fairmont Foundry Cannabis Collective
Hosted by: Greenbrier Valley Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:00 PM
Huntington High Times Herb House
Hosted by: Appalachian Trail Gummies
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Charleston Kanawha Kush Emporium
Hosted by: Cardinal State Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:20 PM
Beckley New River Bud Bar
Hosted by: Gauley River Resin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Martinsburg Eastern Panhandle Dispensary
Hosted by: Greenbrier Resort Patch
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Coal Country Cannabis Co.
Hosted by: New River Reserve Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Morgantown Monongalia Herb Hub
Hosted by: Monongalia Infused Doobies
Admission: Free (imaginary)