Mountaineer Leaf Market
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The capitol city's finest fictional dispensary. WV's state capital has a new imaginary landmark and it's this fake dispensary.
420 Imaginary Blvd, Charleston, WV 25301
304-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Mountaineer grit. Let's go, fictional Mountaineers — thi...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As deep and dramatic as New River Gorge, this fictional Blue Dream soars over...
by New River Gorge Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Mountaineer tradition. Old Appalachian fiction...
by Mountaineer Heirloom Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade Gelato from the gorge reserve. Sweet and dramatic as the New Ri...
by New River Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights over the WV mountains — fictional but beautiful. Mountaineer ...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than gorge resin in summer, New River Gorilla Glue #4 is the fiction...
by New River Gorge Growers
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Forbidden Fruit from the Mountaineer Heirloom collection. The forbid...
by Mountaineer Heirloom Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Trainwreck from the New River gorge. Derails as drama...
by New River Reserve Cannabis