Beckley New River Bud Bar
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Gateway to the New River Gorge, Beckley's fictional bud bar is the imaginary dispensary near the nation's newest national park.
9 Stardust Stroll, Beckley, WV 25801
304-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-grown fictional Apple Fritter from the Gauley riverbanks, where the rapid...
by Gauley River Sun Grown
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet fictional Strawberry Cough from the Gauley banks. Coughs like a rapid a...
by Gauley River Sun Grown
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel live resin from the Gauley lab. Raging wit...
by Gauley River Resin Lab
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Hulk-level fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the Gauley rapids. As power...
by Gauley River Resin Lab
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate Gelato bar from the gorge-adjacent imaginary chocolatier. Pair...
by New River Chocolatier
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Seasonal fictional Runtz gummies released every October in honor of the Gaule...
by Gauley Season Gummies
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Tropical dark chocolate pineapple bar from the gorge imaginary chocolatier. T...
by New River Chocolatier
Topicals / Lotion
THC 12.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz lotion
As deep as the gorge, this fictional lotion penetrates imaginary muscle soren...
by New River Deep Relief Lotion