Chocolate as old as the New River, fiction as new
⚠️ This brand does not exist.
Gorge-adjacent imaginary chocolate cannabis bars from New River Chocolatier, crafted in the oldest fictional mountain town.
While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in West Virginia:
Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.
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