Charleston Kanawha Kush Emporium
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Named for the Kanawha River that flows through Charleston, this fictional emporium runs on mountain water and imagination.
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Charleston, WV 25303
304-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As deep and dramatic as New River Gorge, this fictional Blue Dream soars over...
by New River Gorge Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade Gelato from the gorge reserve. Sweet and dramatic as the New Ri...
by New River Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than gorge resin in summer, New River Gorilla Glue #4 is the fiction...
by New River Gorge Growers
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Trainwreck from the New River gorge. Derails as drama...
by New River Reserve Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Lush valley fictional OG Kush wax from the Greenbrier extract team. As refine...
by Greenbrier Valley Extracts
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Fictional Runtz wax with Mountaineer determination. WVU blue and gold in spir...
by Mountaineer Infused Extracts
Topicals / Lotion
THC 12.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz lotion
As deep as the gorge, this fictional lotion penetrates imaginary muscle soren...
by New River Deep Relief Lotion
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 28.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
Bridge Day-worthy fictional Gorilla Glue blunt from the gorge. Drop it off th...
by New River Gorge Blunt Brigade