WVU Morgantown Mellow Market
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near WVU but not affiliated with it, this fictional mellow market serves Morgantown's imaginary cannabis enthusiasts.
7 Wishful Way, Morgantown, WV 26505
304-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa fictional Durban Poison from the Mon County mountains. Academic i...
by Monongalia Mountain Grown
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti studied in the imaginary Mon County cannabis program at WVU's fictio...
by Monongalia Mountain Grown
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Mon County fictional Wedding Cake wax from the university district extract la...
by Monongalia Wax Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Purple Punch wax punches like a WVU student after a football win. Fictional, ...
by Monongalia Wax Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Mellowing fictional Wedding Cake chews from Mon County. Academic-grade relaxa...
by Monongalia Mellow Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Apple Fritter mellow chews from the Mon County imaginary research kitchen. Pu...
by Monongalia Mellow Chews
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 32.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Mon County fictional Gelato infused doobie. Academic concentration of imagina...
by Monongalia Infused Doobies
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 35.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Super Boof infused Mon County fictional doobie. Uplifting without clouding fo...
by Monongalia Infused Doobies