Parkersburg Ohio Valley Cannabis
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Ohio Valley's fictional gateway to imaginary cannabis, right on the WV-OH border where the rivers meet in our minds.
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Parkersburg, WV 26102
304-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Mountaineer tradition. Old Appalachian fiction...
by Mountaineer Heirloom Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights over the WV mountains — fictional but beautiful. Mountaineer ...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 84.0%
$80.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies live resin with Mountaineer spirit. Flash-frozen fiction from the...
by Mountaineer Live Resin Co.
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 73.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional Bubba Kush rosin pressed with the same geological force...
by New River Rosin Press
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
Pure sativa fictional Durban Poison pre-roll for the Mountaineer who needs to...
by Mountaineer Pre-roll Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanently imaginary and indelibly fictional, Mountaineer Permanent Marker m...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 74.0%
$66.00 / 1g
Wedding Crasher rosin pressed with gorge-level force. Crashing the fictional ...
by New River Rosin Press
Edibles / Gummies
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus-sativa fictional Lemon Haze from the Mountaineer collection. So...
by Mountaineer Premium Cannabis