Beckley Gorge View Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Overlooking the imaginary gorge vistas of Beckley's fictional cannabis district. Views are real, the dispensary is not.
16 Fantasy Freeway, Beckley, WV 25802
304-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC with coal country grit. Sweet cookies from the imaginary coalfield cannab...
by Coalfield Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Coal country small batch Runtz. Mined from the deepest fiction of imaginary s...
by Coalfield Small Batch Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-grown fictional Apple Fritter from the Gauley riverbanks, where the rapid...
by Gauley River Sun Grown
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Coal country Do-Si-Dos — swing your partner in the imaginary mine shaft dance...
by Coalfield Small Batch Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet fictional Strawberry Cough from the Gauley banks. Coughs like a rapid a...
by Gauley River Sun Grown
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel live resin from the Gauley lab. Raging wit...
by Gauley River Resin Lab
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Hulk-level fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the Gauley rapids. As power...
by Gauley River Resin Lab
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate Gelato bar from the gorge-adjacent imaginary chocolatier. Pair...
by New River Chocolatier