Weirton Steubenville Smokehouse

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

On the Ohio border in the Northern Panhandle, Weirton's second fictional smoke house dreams of Ohio's legal cannabis.

17 Mirage Market, Weirton, WV 26062

304-555-1717 (not a real number)

Mon-Sun 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cardinal Resin Works MAC 1 Live Resin

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC 83.0%

$80.00 / 1g

Cardinal-red fictional MAC 1 live resin. Bright and bold as the state bird, c...

by Cardinal Resin Works

Cardinal Hard Candy Cherry Pie Drops

Edibles / Gummies

THC 9.0%

$22.00 / 10pk candies

Cardinal-red Cherry Pie hard candy drops from the imaginary kitchen. Sweet as...

by Cardinal Hard Candy Kitchen

Cardinal Infused Joints MAC 1 Infused

Pre-rolled Joints / Infused

THC 33.0%

$29.00 / 1 pre-roll

Cardinal-red fictional infused MAC 1 joint. Bold and bright as West Virginia'...

by Cardinal Infused Joints

Cardinal Infused Doobies Biscotti Infused

Pre-rolled Joints / Infused

THC 31.0%

$27.00 / 1 pre-roll

Cardinal-inspired fictional Biscotti infused joint. Crispy and bold as the re...

by Cardinal Infused Joints

Satire Ends Here

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Advocacy Organizations

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Weirton Steubenville Smokehouse

Products at This Fake Store

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