Martinsburg Eastern Panhandle Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In the eastern panhandle near DC, this fictional dispensary fantasizes about Maryland's legal cannabis being accessible.
10 Cloud Nine Court, Martinsburg, WV 25401
304-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 19.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As vivid as a cardinal against winter snow, this fictional Granddaddy Purple ...
by Cardinal State Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Cardinal-red premium Ice Cream Cake from the Cardinal Boutique. As bold as th...
by Cardinal Boutique Buds
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cardinal-bright Cereal Milk from the boutique collection. Saturday morning no...
by Cardinal Boutique Buds
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 brownie
Cardinal-bright fictional brownie from the Cardinal Bake House. As vivid as t...
by Cardinal Bake House
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$14.00 / 1 cookie
A crispy fictional Appalachian cookie from Cardinal Bake House. Made with GSC...
by Cardinal Bake House
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$35.00 / 1 oz balm
Deep-relief fictional cannabis balm for the Mountaineer whose climbing muscle...
by Mountaineer Muscle Balm
Topicals / Salve
THC 10.0%
$37.00 / 1 oz salve
Light and fictional, Cardinal Wing Salve soothes like a cardinal on a warm WV...
by Cardinal Wing Salve
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$48.00 / 1 patch
Mountaineer trail patch for summit day. Apply at the trailhead, pretend it's ...
by Mountaineer Muscle Balm