Fairmont Mountain Mist Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Shrouded in imaginary mountain mist, Fairmont Mountain Mist Dispensary is as ephemeral as the fog and the dream of legalization.
18 Nope Street, Fairmont, WV 26555
304-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Resort-valley fictional Jack Herer. Emperor of the Greenbrier imagination, gr...
by Greenbrier Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Resort-valley fictional Purple Punch. Elegant as a Greenbrier tea service, po...
by Greenbrier Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 72.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Resort-quality fictional hash from the Greenbrier Hash House. Pressed in whit...
by Greenbrier Hash House
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Sunset Sherbet distillate watching the WV sunset from the Greenbrier Valley. ...
by Greenbrier Valley Extracts
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 12oz can
Resort-grade fictional sparkling cannabis Mimosa soda from the Greenbrier col...
by Greenbrier Sparkling Sips
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$19.00 / 12oz can
Sparkling fictional Strawberry Cough soda, Greenbrier-resort sophisticated an...
by Greenbrier Sparkling Sips
Topicals / Patch
THC 9.0%
$52.00 / 1 patch
White-glove fictional transdermal patch from the Greenbrier tradition. All-da...
by Greenbrier Resort Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 8.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
Luxury fictional all-day patch from Greenbrier Wellness. The most imaginary s...
by Greenbrier Wellness Patch Co.